kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
criminiallar: niall and his lemon ginger tea (◡‿◡✿)
stylinnuendo: but Harry’s best moves to impress that somebody did work though (x)
lynzave: today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right” I’ve never had a school...
ddrews: imagine giving Justin a blowjob and his face expression is this
larryinthebutt: niall—-whorean: hommos: SQUINT A LITTLE thank you
rneerkat: if a law doesnt start with “simon says” i dont obey it why would i
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lapelosa: 17flack: Harry, This Is Us: ‘I haven’t met a girl yet who I’d want to even think of getting serious with. I think I’ve been unlucky in love so far. But then, I haven’t really met anyone who’s made the earth move for me.’ He criticises past dates, saying: ‘Same old, same…
larrysshowersthatarebritish: harry-hazza-boobear-named-lou: vas-sappnin-babe: ZAYN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?/?/?/ Harry’s fucking face!!! HARRY’S FACE WHEN HE TURNED AROUND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH GOD
twinkmalik: BUT HARRY FUCKING BLOWS A KISS TO HIM and then louis LICKS HIS LIPS OH OKAY
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le-mon-face: a post about louis’s dick because we all know harry’s packing heat, but louis ain’t no short dick man either zayn knows Read More